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I hope the story is funny and quote below does not make you disappointed.
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that."
Michael Scott: Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it''s like to be disabled?
Phyllis: I had scoliosis as a girl
Michael Scott: Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
Michael Scott: What? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanley: I'm not disabled and neither are you.
Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
D: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
J: Can I change rooms?
D: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
J: Can I have a late check-out?
D: I'll have to talk to the manager.
J: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
D: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
J: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
D: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
J: Go.
D: Eighty thousand dollars
Thus my article this time. Hopefully today was a great day
source of article http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/i-declare-bankruptcy#.lx2nMX6w4
I hope the story is funny and quote below does not make you disappointed.
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that."
Michael Scott: Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it''s like to be disabled?
Phyllis: I had scoliosis as a girl
Michael Scott: Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
Michael Scott: What? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanley: I'm not disabled and neither are you.
Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
D: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
J: Can I change rooms?
D: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
J: Can I have a late check-out?
D: I'll have to talk to the manager.
J: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
D: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
J: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
D: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
J: Go.
D: Eighty thousand dollars
Thus my article this time. Hopefully today was a great day
source of article http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/i-declare-bankruptcy#.lx2nMX6w4
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